Have you ever thought to yourself, "Why can't people who immigrate to the U.S. just do it the right way?" Go ahead. You can admit it. You're definitely not alone. Close your eyes and imagine something with me. Oh, right. You can't read if your eyes are closed. OK, then, just pretend your eyes are closed. Ready? Imagine that it's four in the morning, you're in your bed with your partner, asleep. The house is silent, except for the little sounds. If you were awake you might hea